You have entered the Wild, Wild World of the Monster Man. Sit back and enjoy my psychotronic sideshow of subterranean sleaze, bizarre sights and sounds, ghoulish girls and of course Monsters!!!
Woke up eating my beard … Went to to trim it a little and found that squatter who had been living their for the past few months. His decaying body was all sticky and stuff - caused me to fuck up a on my upper lip - no one even notices - been with my wife for twenty years I could have Belial from Basket Case growing out of my chin she would be oblivious.
